March Madness

NO, it’s not about basketball–it’s stuff we hope you’ll find funny, if a little quirky. Some have previously appeared on John Maberry’s Writings or Views from Eagle Peak. Others are brand new. Let’s start with a recent one from John’s Writings–The Thief with a Bellyache. Next, it’s the power of a sneeze, a new item.

Jack and Jill

She just stood there shivering, holding the empty pail. Her drenched hair and clothes were making a large puddle. She didn’t seem to care. Then her lips trembled and her throat quivered like she was going to say something, but she made no sound. Still, I heard her mournful voice, demanding answers: Who is she, Jack? Who is Sally? Did you tell her about us, Jack? ”